my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
my aesthetic today
i am like that
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave.
Let’s have oral sex in a cemetery
You tell em, George
This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.
OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS
WHAT WAS IT FROM THOUGH OMG
The big comfy couch!!
Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.